BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I have a god-only-knows-how-old alarm clock with a red LED display that has thick gooey dust in the crevices and BEEPS exactly like the construction truck that BEEPS every morning at 7AM 20 minutes before my wake up time as it backs up constantly for 10 minutes oftentimes synchronizing with my alarm clock.

I need a new modern alarm clock the ones that are battery powered with LCD technology and bongs like a faux-zen alarm.